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    Friday, December 10th, 2004
    10:54 am
    I do so like running at the mouth.


    Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence



    You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
    An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
    You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
    A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

    You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.


    Monday, August 30th, 2004
    10:45 am
    let's hear it for collateral damage
    Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
    Your name:
    Weapon of Choice:Laser gun
    Your Favorite Target:People named "Steve"
    Your Kill Count:1,019,163,991
    Your Battle Cry:"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
    Years You Spend in Jail:48
    How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$305,426,951,766,431
    Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 60%
    Quiz created with MemeGen!
    Tuesday, August 24th, 2004
    4:42 pm
    wow, no shit

    What kind of God are you?
    Name
    DOB
    Favourite Color
    You earthly time was spent Raining torrents of blood while sailing over the prostrate masses in an iron chariot
    Your throne is A towering onyx chair, reflecting perpetual moonlight, adorned with the skulls of the vanquished
    You wear A humble tunic and robes, belying your inestimable supernatural powers just waiting to shatter the woes of Creation
    Your Godly superpower is Bolts of crackling lightning from your fingertips and total invincibility
    This cool quiz by pelagicboreas - Taken 8787 Times.
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    4:38 pm
    wow, pretty good
    Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
    Username
    The quality that most appeals to you:Sense of Humour
    In a survival situation, you:Fight, but reluctantly
    Your hidden talent is:Resourcefulness
    Your gift is:Genius
    In groups, you:Act as host/ess
    Your best quality is:Your generosity
    Your weakness is:Your coldness
    Quiz created with MemeGen!
    Thursday, August 12th, 2004
    9:54 am
    Black hole of morality. The sign proves it.
    Torak
    Look out for the
    m
    HOLE

    Username:

    From Go-Quiz.com
    Thursday, August 5th, 2004
    10:18 am
    Parking Etiqutte
    Okay, I drive an SUV. Those of you who know me, have seen it, and know I drive it well. I also make it a point to park well. It's a large vehicle, and I know what it's like to be blocked in by a large vehicle (this is my 4th vehicle, I drove 3 cars before buying the Tahoe) so I make it a point not to do so to other people. If there's a good parking spot, but it's kinda tight and would possibly make it hard for all involved parties (myself and the two drivers who I'd be parking between) to get in and out of their vehicles, then I'll gladly take a space farther away where it's not so much of a problem. I'll also pull out and back in in order to straighten out and make sure we're all good on all sides-- I've got passengers who will attest to this by the way, I'm not just saying this for LJ.

    Now, saying this, yesterday I was heading out for lunch when another SUV (a Suburban if I remember right) had decided to not follow this etiqutte. Instead, it looks like they pulled into the space (making a right turn into the spot) but decided to NOT straighten out and stay at an angle giving them PLENTY of space to get out of their 'Burban on their side but not leaving me a goddamned can opener to get into my Tahoe. So I did what any self-respecting California driver would do in this situation:

    I banged the shit out of their brand new 'Burban.

    Oh it was new alright, dealer paper plates still on it, metal flake paint shimmering in the sun, and now they've got a great accessory of a big assed scratchy dent in the side of it. Now being that I'm a big man (you guys know me :) ) I had to squeeze into my vehicle, but I got in, and was proud of my handiwork.

    When getting to where I had to get to, I got out and took a look at my own SUV, knowing that such an act would have definitely left some scarring on my part but hey-- that's the price we pay for the smiting of one's enemies, right? Luckily, it's only a couple of scratches on the EDGE of my door that could be easily remedied with a quick spot paint. So some slight scratching was definitely worth the asskicking that other jackass got. Definitely worth it to me.

    I know people have this notion of SUV drivers being assholes who think they own the road because they're in a vehicle so large (and a lot of these cocks are), but I try not to be. I try to be as courteous as possible, but goddamn did this person piss me off.

    They get the horns, and I hope they enjoy their newest accessory.
    10:01 am
    I am a rock, I am an--
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    I Am Maui
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    You love life and you're determined to live to the fullest. You use your bag of tricks to protect those you care about and to teach those who mess with you and yours a lesson, but you're not unreasonable. You're a tinkerer and an inventor, you love to build stuff. You enjoy hanging out with good friends or being out in nature. Like the Hawaiian Trickster Maui, your amiable nature fools those who think you're an easy target. You're not.
    Which Trickster Are You?
    Take the Trickster Test at www.isleofdreams.net.
    Monday, June 28th, 2004
    11:25 pm
    Same as it ever was.
    gry
    You are Form 7, Gryphon: The Wyrm.

    "And The Gryphon displaced the balance of
    the world in his favor. With grace and
    control, Gryphon deceived mankind and ruled
    over civillization. But even he realized that
    all good things must come to an end."


    Some examples of the Gryphon Form are Satan
    (Christian) and Baphomet (Assyrian).
    The Gryphon is associated with the concept of
    control, the number 7, and the element of wind.
    His sign is the gibbous moon.

    As a member of Form 7, you are a very in control
    individual. You maintain your coolness in most
    situations and always seem to be prepared.
    Though some may say you are a bit of a control
    freak, you know that you really do make the
    best leader even if others can't see it.
    Gryphons are the best friends to have because
    they have a positive influence on people.


    Which Mythological Form Are You?
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    Tuesday, June 15th, 2004
    12:43 pm
    Salted rim?
    How to make a Torak
    Ingredients:

    5 parts competetiveness

    3 parts brilliance

    3 parts energy
    Method:
    Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little lovability if desired!
    Tuesday, June 1st, 2004
    1:12 pm
    Lone Gunmen, motherfucker
    The Lone Gunmen
    Mediocre Nerd


    Congratulations! Your knowledge of the computer
    ways merits you into computer nerdity. While
    you keep a safe distance from anything too
    advanced, and have successfully retained your
    social abilities, you have little fear when it
    comes to installing your own memory or setting
    up ethernet networks.


    What kind of computer nerd are you?
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    Tuesday, April 20th, 2004
    2:52 pm
    Monday, April 12th, 2004
    1:32 pm
    Delicious irony.

    How High Is Your Sex Drive?
    Name
    Age
    Gender
    Your Sex Drive Level Is.. - 97%
    This QuickKwiz by eva71 - Taken 9912 Times.
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    Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004
    1:57 pm
    monkeycrap abounds
    I know I wasn't the only one stoked that they were working on another Sam and Max game:

    http://lucasarts.com/press/releases/85.html

    There's also an editorial here on the subject:
    http://www.panic.com/mirror/mixnmojo/

    monkeycrap
    Monday, March 1st, 2004
    1:23 pm
    Rock out with your comp out
    One of the peeps on my LJ friends list is updating their rig, and I thought that "hey, this would be a good time for people to rock out with their comp out" and post what kinda rigs they're running (and I'm proud of mine at the time, I just recently upgraded too :D), so here goes:

    - Athlon XP (Tbred) 2100+ (1.733GHz) running at 2.4GHz (12x200), cooled with Thermalright SK-7 + Delta 68.5CFM 80mm fan
    - 1GB Corsair 2-3-2-11 3200 XMS RAM (Dual channeled- 2x256 in one channel, 512 in the other)
    - Sapphire Radeon 9800 Pro (running at 414 core/365 memory, 9800XT settings)
    - Creative Labs Audigy 2 ZS
    - 250GB Maxtor HDD, 120GB WD HDD
    - Intel 10/100/1000MT PRO+ NIC
    - DVD-ROM, CD-R/RW, DVD-R/RW (external firewire)

    I love it so. :~)
    Wednesday, December 3rd, 2003
    2:12 pm
    Totally hot
    What do people really think about you? by Raven319
    Name
    Age
    favorite song
    Parents thinkYou're an angel
    Strangers thinkYou're hot
    Friends thinkYou're a slut
    Created with quill18's MemeGen!
    Tuesday, November 18th, 2003
    2:06 pm
    Satan you say?
    gry
    You are Form 7, Gryphon: The Wyrm.

    "And The Gryphon displaced the balance of
    the world in his favor. With grace and
    control, Gryphon deceived mankind and ruled
    over civillization. But even he realized that
    all good things must come to an end."


    Some examples of the Gryphon Form are Satan
    (Christian) and Baphomet (Assyrian).
    The Gryphon is associated with the concept of
    control, the number 7, and the element of wind.
    His sign is the gibbous moon.

    As a member of Form 7, you are a very in control
    individual. You maintain your coolness in most
    situations and always seem to be prepared.
    Though some may say you are a bit of a control
    freak, you know that you really do make the
    best leader even if others can't see it.
    Gryphons are the best friends to have because
    they have a positive influence on people.


    Which Mythological Form Are You?
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    Monday, November 10th, 2003
    4:08 pm
    Always find the fun stuff reading Kris' journal...
    Enzyme
    You are an enzyme. You are powerful, dark,
    variable, and can change many things at your
    whim...even when they're not supposed to be
    changed. Bad you. You can be dangerous or
    wonderful; it's your choice.


    Which Biological Molecule Are You?
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    Thursday, September 18th, 2003
    2:15 pm
    my future in children's books
    *snipped from an AIM convo*

    Torak375: I want to get another cat and name him asshat
    Torak375: asshat the cat
    Torak375: I could write children's books on that
    Torak375: haha
    Torak375: the cat ran in and on the chair he sat
    Torak375: to which I shouted "off of that, you cat!"
    Torak375: he jumped right off and on the carpet he sat
    Torak375: and before my very eyes, on the rug he shat
    Torak375: he looked up at me and said "what do you think of that?
    Torak375: "it was I who shat, I-- asshat the cat"
    Torak375: :D

    stay tuned for the further adventures of asshat the cat!
    Friday, August 15th, 2003
    3:36 pm
    haha, that's cash
    LiveJournal Haiku!
    Your name:torak
    Your haiku:why i hate myself
    for being weak holy fucking
    shit we must have had
    Username:
    Created by Grahame
    3:33 pm
    because kris did it!
    Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
    CategoryYour Score Average
    Self-Lovin'21.7%
    I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you
    64.8%
    Shamelessness85.7%
    Has yet to see self in mirror
    79.2%
    Sex Drive 55.3%
    A fool for love, but not always
    77.5%
    Straightness5.4%
    Knows the other body type like a map
    44.8%
    Gayness 100%
    83%
    Fucking Sick85.8%
    Refreshingly normal
    89.7%
    You are 58.57% pure
    Average Score: 72.4%
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